professorpemzini: positively-vegan: Yes, pit bulls suddenly snap. Pit bulls “suddenly snap.” It’s true. One minute they are lying upside down on the couch snoring, and the next minute they hear the word “walk,” or “rawhide,” or “ball,” and they suddenly snap. From 0 to Mach 90, they are doing zoomies down the hall, tongue flapping, tail tucked for turning aerodynamics. Jump in front of this joyful train, and you could indeed accidentally get knocked down! Pit bulls’ jaws are unlike any other dog. Again, it’s true. Bullies have a singular type of jaw that enables smiling unlike any other! The lips curl up and wrinkle, and you can’t help but laugh at that happy pink tongue bobbing with each big breath, those shiny white teeth and those big twinkling eyes.   Pit bulls are tenacious fighters. Ever try and fight a pack of pit bulls for the couch? The bed? A soft, cozy blanket? It’s true, they love a comfortable place to sleep and would rather lie right on top of you or each other than be alone on the cold, hard floor.   Children beware. If your child has a phobia for canine kisses, then he or she definitely better stay clear of pit bulls. Pit bulls have a special radar just for children. Smell one, and they start to lick their lips. They can’t wait to find that little kid and cover them in kisses.   Pit bulls are the ultimate guard dogs. Maybe all robbers need is a little love? If this is the case, then yes, pit bulls make excellent guard dogs. Most will be happy to greet robbers with their wiggly butts. They may even show them where the couch (and TV) is, where the coziest bedroom (and jewelry) is, and invite them to stay and cuddle awhile.  the last one is p. funny cause someone was trying to break into our house and our pit bull just got excited and didn’t bark or anything
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positively-vegan:

Yes, pit bulls suddenly snap.


  1. Pit bulls “suddenly snap.” It’s true. One minute they are lying upside down on the couch snoring, and the next minute they hear the word “walk,” or “rawhide,” or “ball,” and they suddenly snap. From 0 to Mach 90, they are doing zoomies down the hall, tongue flapping, tail tucked for turning aerodynamics. Jump in front of this joyful train, and you could indeed accidentally get knocked down!

  2. Pit bulls’ jaws are unlike any other dog. Again, it’s true. Bullies have a singular type of jaw that enables smiling unlike any other! The lips curl up and wrinkle, and you can’t help but laugh at that happy pink tongue bobbing with each big breath, those shiny white teeth and those big twinkling eyes.  

  3. Pit bulls are tenacious fighters. Ever try and fight a pack of pit bulls for the couch? The bed? A soft, cozy blanket? It’s true, they love a comfortable place to sleep and would rather lie right on top of you or each other than be alone on the cold, hard floor.  

  4. Children beware. If your child has a phobia for canine kisses, then he or she definitely better stay clear of pit bulls. Pit bulls have a special radar just for children. Smell one, and they start to lick their lips. They can’t wait to find that little kid and cover them in kisses.  

  5. Pit bulls are the ultimate guard dogs. Maybe all robbers need is a little love? If this is the case, then yes, pit bulls make excellent guard dogs. Most will be happy to greet robbers with their wiggly butts. They may even show them where the couch (and TV) is, where the coziest bedroom (and jewelry) is, and invite them to stay and cuddle awhile. 

the last one is p. funny cause someone was trying to break into our house and our pit bull just got excited and didn’t bark or anything

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    After just getting a pitbull-mastiff mix puppy of six weeks old for my sister a few days ago, reading this made me...
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    I hate the bad rap that pitbulls have gotten.
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    ^Agreed, I think Rottweiler’s have a worse reputation. At least in the states they have a reputation as a trailer park...
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    too-rare—to-die:...I’ve been attacked by a few dogs, all of whom were just poorly trained...
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    I’m not the biggest fan of dogs…when they’re untrained. Trained, they’re wonderful creatures and have a right to be...
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    Pitties and rotties are two of my favorite breeds, so fucking smart and loyal and just… Ugh. There is only one breed of...
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    Amen ^
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    Why the fuck can’t people realize just because you have a big dog, it doesn’t mean it’s going to maul someone. Treat...
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    Battams
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    I grew up with a Pitbull, she had big blue eyes and this weirdly golden coat. If you were upset or something she’d...
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    I used to be scared of them because, like a lot of other people, I brought into that horrid stereotype that’s been...
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    All I want, really.
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    I love this. But the first rule about ANY breed of dog (or animal period) is to approach it with caution until you know...
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    own an AMAZING little pitbull and piss me off to no end when people how “violent” this breed is.
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